Over this notoriously slow offseason, super-agent Scott Boras has said some outlandish things, throwing around metaphors with reckless abandon.

During Tuesday's press conference introducing Jake Arrieta as the newest member of the Philadelphia Phillies, Boras couldn't help himself. When discussing the team's competitive cycle, he said that adding his client puts "the cream in the coffee where it's ready to drink."

So, with some paraphrases mixed in, can you tell a Boras quote apart from the classic sayings in Aesop's Fables? And look out - some of the material in parentheses could be fake. Let's see how many you can get right.

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