Santa Moscow Mule Mug

Godinger Silver Art CO., LTD

walmart.com

$8.99

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Moscow Mule lovers know that you need the right mug for the drink to taste just right. Now you can be festive while you sip with a Santa Moscow Mule mug, complete with a black belt buckle.walmart.com

Santa Stocking Flask

Party Flasks

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Christmas can be stressful, which is why we thank the universe that alcohol is a thing. Grab a Santa-stocking flask and fill it with your favorite booze to keep your family holiday party much more fun.amazon.com

Rudolph Mankini

Wildest Candy

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$14.88

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It takes a very confident person to rock this Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer mankini - but boy, will they be the hit of the holiday party! Whoever wears this is bound to be invited to play all the reindeer games.amazon.com

Smirnoff Vodka Holiday Ornament Bottle

Smirnoff

arlingtonwine.net

$15.99

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Who doesn’t love some good, festive drinking? Smirnoff is selling vodka in ornament bottles decorated for the holiday season. Each bottle contains 750 milliliters of vodka and is here for a limited time.arlingtonwine.net

LaCroix Sparkling Water Ornament

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etsy.com

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Obsessed with LaCroix sparkling water? Show it off with these fun star ornaments (they come in a bunch of different flavors!).etsy.com

Ceramic Christmas Tree

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If this Christmas tree decoration is looking strangely familiar, that’s because it’s a blast from the past. The 15-inch ceramic tree is decorated with multicolored bulbs and a seven-point star on top.walmart.com

Chris Harrison 'The Bachelor' Sweater

store.barstoolsports.com

$45.00

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With new seasons of The Bachelor usually beginning in January, Christmas is the perfect time to rock an ugly sweater. Barstool Sports’ store is letting you accept a rose with their Chris Harrison sweater. Shop more of their pop culture-themed ugly sweaters here.store.barstoolsports.com

Wreath Glasses

papersource.com

$7.95

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You can always rock a Santa hat as a Christmas accessory, but aren’t these wreath glasses so much more fun? Show your holiday spirit with the red and green glasses, perfected with gold and silver balls and a red bow.papersource.com

Shot Glass Ball Ornaments

Mealivos

amazon.com

$13.99

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Deck the tree with ornaments filled with booze and it’ll be a very merry Christmas! The only decision you’ll have to make here is if you should fill it with wine, vodka, or tequila.amazon.com

Avocado Ornament

Urban Outfitters

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If you’ve ever spent $16 on avocado toast, this ornament is for you (and it’s cheaper)! Place this avocado toast on your tree for a touch of brunch pride.urbanoutfitters.com

Holiday Cheer Fanny Pack With Drink Holder

Tipsy Elves

amazon.com

$24.95

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You’re going to be moving around a lot around Christmastime, so we’re thanking our lucky stars for this holiday fanny pack with a section to hold our drink. The striped bag comes with three zippered compartments and fits waists 26 to 38 inches.amazon.com

Two-Person Captain Morgan Sweater

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$69.95

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As you’re shopping for an ugly Christmas sweater, why not kill two birds with one stone? Snag this Captain Morgan sweater so you and your favorite person will be stuck together (literally) all night long. The rum-inspired sweater features the captain’s body so you’ll be the star of any holiday party.tipsyelves.com

‘Star Wars’ Tree Topper

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Let the force be with you this Christmas by topping your tree with this Star Wars Death Star. It comes in red or blue with a green light in the middle. thinkgeek.com

Planet Ornaments

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Your tree is bound to be out of this world with these planet ornaments! One pack consists of nine glass ornaments (yes, they kept Pluto, even though it’s technically not a planet anymore).thinkgeek.com

’A Christmas Story’ Leg Lamp String Lights

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If you’ve ever seen the movie A Christmas Story, these string lights need no explanation. But if you haven’t, go watch the film right now and then come back and snag these lights.thinkgeek.com

3-Piece Party Suit With LED Lights

Party Suit

samsclub.com

$29.98

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So many holiday parties, so little time to plan all your outfits. But with this LED light-up suit from Sam’s Club, you’re set for the whole season! The over-the-top suit is equipped with 20 LED lights and comes in four patterns: red with lights, green Christmas tree, red and white stars and dots, and black with cats wearing Santa hats. You simply can’t go wrong with any of them!Sam's Club

Dad Bod Ugly Christmas Sweater

Uideazone

amazon.com

$29.98

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With all ugly-sweater parties, most people will probably reach for sweaters covered in reindeer, Santa Claus, and even real lights. But we guarantee you’ll stand out in a crowd with this dad-bod sweater, complete with a hairy chest and untoned belly.amazon.com

Elf Sweater

Elf

target.com

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“SANTA! I KNOW HIM!” is one of the most memorable lines from Elf. Show your love for the film with this themed ugly Christmas sweater, and we guarantee you’ll get compliments wherever you go.target.com